Kidnapping

See a baby
Think
"Mine?"
Cause you
Want one so much you just
Shove your ownership on
All of them
All the babies
Smiley face
Grin
I want one give me one womb and eggs and sperm now!

But
Then you have to remind yourself
Wait
Shit
I'm still a virgin
So my over flowing absolutely ridiculous stupendous over ambitious
Amount of
Maternal instinct
So
I
Will just have to suffice
With
Kidnapping for now.