02/06 Interview

Sitting in a round of chairs
Hearing "would you fill out this form please?"
Thinking "you already have my fucking CV"
Hearing "oh it's double sided"
Thinking "do you think I'm an idiot and wouldn't check"
Hearing "here's a blue pen"
Thinking "I like black"
Hearing "would you like a glass of water?"
Thinking "yeah right it'll be a plastic cup"
Hearing "he'll be right with you"
Thinking "so that's another hour."
Hearing "right all of you come in"
Thinking "wait... no one said this was a group interview"
Hearing "tell me about yourself"
Thinking "I've filled it out for you. Twice"
Hearing "we're looking for engaging people"
Thinking "I need the toilet."