Away in a refrigerator,
For the first time in an hour,
The turkey sat on the lettuce,
While the beetroot turned sour.
The chicken flung about,
On short stumpy legs,
The cucumber screamed,
Running into the dregs.
But then, for the first time in history,
All the veggies turned around,
Biffed the turkey into a corner,
And threw the meat to the ground.
The carrot bit the ham,
The potato bit the pie,
The corned beef, still in its can,
Just sat down and began to cry.
Then the door opened,
Fleshy hands leapt in,
Searched around only to find,
An empty meat tin!
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